If You Own A Fireworks Store You Have To Think All The Fireworks Accidentally Exploding Is Problematic

Someone is fired. Big fired. Well, I guess technically everyone is fired since there’s no store anymore. I mean if we’re listing out the worst possible things to happen to a fireworks store this is number one. You can’t have a fireworks store if all the fireworks accidentally explode. Tough to sell fireworks when you don’t have any. Don’t see how you can pivot from there into a positive situation. I also love how cars are just driving by like this is a normal occurrence. Yup, no big deal just a million fireworks going off at 5 in the morning. No biggie.

Thoughts and prayers to the guy who was probably smoking a cig in the back and tossed thinking nothing bad would happen. If you thought you had a bad 4th, just think about that guy for a second.